What happens when a pink cat that needs you to love him can have that love whenever he wants? A few soft purrs. A few swings of the watch. Unbroken eye-contact. Then you'll be his, just as much as he'll belong to you. You just have to walk him home first, and you'll get to be with the cat of your dreams. Sounds simple, right? You'd know all about it, wouldn't you? ... or I guess you shouldn't. S'why we're here.