---
title: "Your Swimsuit Jumped Over Its Own Weathercock, You Liar!"
description: "A (questionably) ero visual novel whose text is entirely driven by Markov chains, with the exception of a few strategically-placed ellipses. Story choices are a"
image: "https://t.vndb.org/cv/50/23850.jpg"
---

# Your Swimsuit Jumped Over Its Own Weathercock, You Liar!

![Your Swimsuit Jumped Over Its Own Weathercock, You Liar!](https://t.vndb.org/cv/50/23850.jpg)

**Developer:** Patchwork Doll Games

**Release date:** May 30, 2013

**Platform:** Windows, Linux, macOS

**Language:** English

**Rating:** 2.3/10 (80 votes)

## Description
A (questionably) ero visual novel whose text is entirely driven by Markov chains, with the exception of a few strategically-placed ellipses. Story choices are also randomized, as is their effect on "winning".

[From [Lemma Soft Forums](http://lemmasoft.renai.us/forums/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=21650)]

## Characters
### Miko-chan
- **Gender:** Female
- **Hair:** Brown, Long, Wavy, V Bangs
- **Body:** Teen, Slim, Pale
- **Eyes:** Green
- **Clothes:** Half-naked, Belt, Short Shorts

## Shops
- [Official Website](https://web.archive.org/web/20160421092500/http://patchworkdollgames.com/yourswimsuit/)
- [Itch](https://patchydollgames.itch.io/yourswimsuit)

## Releases
### English
- **2013-05-30**: Your Swimsuit Jumped Over Its Own Weathercock, You Liar! - [Official website](https://web.archive.org/web/20160421092500/http://patchworkdollgames.com/yourswimsuit/), [Itch.io](https://patchydollgames.itch.io/yourswimsuit), [Game Jolt](https://gamejolt.com/games/vn/22402)

## Tags
ADV, Low Sexual Content, Only a Single Heroine, Nonsense, No Event CGs, Heroine with Shorts, Metafiction, Naked Sprites, Random Choices, Stock Sprites, Stock Graphics, Parody

## More Games from Patchwork Doll Games
- [Your Swimsuit Jumped Over Its Own Weathercock, You Liar!](https://pinovel.net/v12736)
- [Trigger](https://pinovel.net/v17119)

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*View the full details at [pinovel.net/v12736](https://pinovel.net/v12736).*

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